haha, no worries; i thought you might be bored and looking for distraction. you crack on at the salary mines*. all good here, ta.

*good salty allusion there for a fellow classicist.

perhaps you'd enjoy improving/expanding on this?
needs the opening two verses doing for starters

We've been sunk by a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
3
As the pens went overboard
Noisy neighbours had fun next door
And their band begins to play... [Helen's shipbells ring out 'Hey Jude']

We've been sunk by a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
4
As we live this strife and sleaze
Every one of us
Is on our knees
Skies are Blue
Our eyes are green
And now we're sinking
Like the Graf Spree